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Three flavors. Same powerful nutrition. Every tub delivers 10g of protein and 4g of fiber per 2oz โ€” just 70 calories per serving. No compromises, no weird ingredients.

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nutrition packed cream cheese spread
Original
10g Protein (2oz) ยท 4g Fiber (2oz) ยท 70 Cal
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Classic Flavor

Original

The one that started it all. Our Original is the classic cream cheese spread you know and love โ€” silky, rich, and perfectly spreadable โ€” rebuilt from scratch with a serious nutritional upgrade. Made with real dairy from cottage cheese, Greek yogurt, and milk protein concentrate, every 2oz serving packs 10g of protein and 4g of fiber from chicory root.

"All the comfort of your morning bagel ritual โ€” now with 5x the protein."
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10g
Protein
4g
Fiber
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nutrition packed cream cheese spread
Chive & Onion
10g Protein (2oz) ยท 4g Fiber (2oz) ยท 70 Cal
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Savory Flavor

Chive & Onion

The everything-bagel's best friend just leveled up. Real onion powder blooms into the base during our 12-hour cold rest, while freeze-dried chives are gently folded in at the end to keep their color and crunch. It's savory, herby, and packed with the same protein and fiber as our Original โ€” 10g and 4g per 2oz serving.

"Garden-fresh flavor meets gym-ready nutrition. Your everything bagel just got even better."
70
Calories
10g
Protein
4g
Fiber
Protein & Fiber per 2oz ยท Calories per serving (2 tbsp)
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nutrition packed cream cheese spread
Lemon Pepper
10g Protein (2oz) ยท 4g Fiber (2oz) ยท 70 Cal
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Bold Flavor

Lemon Pepper

The bold one. Real lemon oil and fresh juice bring a bright, zesty punch, while coarse-cracked black pepper adds warmth and a satisfying bite. A touch of turmeric gives it that golden glow. This isn't your grandma's cream cheese spread โ€” it's the flavor-forward spread that makes every bite an adventure with 10g protein and 4g fiber per 2oz.

"Bright, bold, and a little unexpected โ€” for people who think cream cheese should have a personality."
70
Calories
10g
Protein
4g
Fiber
Protein & Fiber per 2oz ยท Calories per serving (2 tbsp)

What's Inside (And Why)

Every ingredient earns its spot. No fillers, no artificial preservatives, no mystery powders.

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MPC 85 Protein

Milk protein concentrate delivers 10g of complete protein per 2oz without the chalky taste.

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Chicory Root Fiber

Inulin from chicory root adds 4g of prebiotic fiber per 2oz for gut health. You won't taste it โ€” but your gut will thank you.

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Citrus Fiber

A natural stabilizer that gives schmear.d its smooth, spreadable texture โ€” no gums or artificial thickeners needed.

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Natural Preservatives

Buffered vinegar and cultured skim milk keep it fresh โ€” the way food preservation was meant to work.

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